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Hidden Valley Launches Ranch-Filled Holiday Stockings

‘Tis the season for some salad!

While that may not have the same ring as the classic Christmas tune, you can now delight the ranch lover in your family with the awesome gift of ranch dressing!

Thanks to Hidden Valley, you can tack a stocking to your chimney that is filled with 52-ounces of their original dressing.

Don’t worry about it seeping onto the floor either; the packaging is made out of food-safe plastic and comes with a spout in the toe area so you can pour out that creamy deliciousness right from over the fireplace.

Available only through preorder, you can get this stocking at the the Ranch Shop, along with other practical items like onesies, blankets and pillows.

There’s also a ranch bottle ugly sweater too!

Now, this brings up the age-old question…

Does this make it okay to bring chicken wings to Christmas dinner this year?

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