Firstly, I’d like to start out this blog by saying “Yes, I am a 5 year old at heart”. Some of the simplest things can entertain me and that’s why I was so excited to see unicorn shaped Kraft Mac N Cheese at the local Safeway. It’s not like you can eat cheesy unicorns every day. I though about the purchase for about half a second before throwing it in the cart. You peasants can keep eating boring elbow Mac N Cheese but I’ve upgrade my Mac game with something more magical. Unicorns!!!!!
Sorry to say but the magic came to a screeching halt once I cooked the whole thing. Now, I do get it. The food comes in a bucket so how good could it be? True, very true but it’s 2019. Can we not get food in a bucket that tastes good? The Colonel at KFC has been doing it for years. Come on Kraft, step up your bucket game.
So why am I so offended by the Kraft Mac N Cheese Unicorn Shapes? The macaroni was a complete failure. Once cooked the macaroni didn’t hold it’s shape. It’s looks like you threw a bunch of unicorns in a blender and turned it on high. Not very magical when diced into little pieces. Couldn’t they make a noodle that could hold it’s shape? Shame Kraft, shame…… Oh, and yes I did follow the directions.
Official Grade: D+
I would also like to state for the record no actual unicorns were harmed in the making of this blog.
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