Bruce Scott gets you up and out of bed weekday mornings 5am-10am!
His wife Lisa has tolerated his jokes at home for 21 years. Imagine being around a person like this all the time? Can’t be fun.
Bruce and Lisa have two kids; a son in college and a daughter in high school. Both kids are highly embarrassed by everything he does. Do NOT tell them that he talks about them on the radio. Thank you.
They also have a little rescue terrier named Clover who is a happy bundle of energy and fur. She would like you to throw this little tennis ball for the 300th time today.
He’s the drummer for Bay Area rock band Fossil Farm. They are doing their part to keep the Corona Beer company profitable.
Watch for him cycling around town, wearing those horrible tight biker pants. He’s had two bikes stolen over the past couple years. Maybe you bought one of them on Craigslist? That’s where they end up, right?
He’s “thrifty,” and loves to shop at the West Wind Capitol Flea Market, garage sales and thrift stores. Having a garage sale? Let him know, and he’ll come and buy your stuff. Do you have any jeans?
He goes to the movies on Tuesdays, which is discount day. If you go down to Target, you can buy the EXACT SAME CANDY for a dollar and sneak it past the usher in the pocket of your cargo pants. Please note, that some candies, especially Whoppers make a lot of noise when you walk, so you will sound like you have maracas in your pocket.
Want to get in touch with Bruce, send him an email at firstname.lastname@example.org. In the body of your e-mail, do not use the words scrub, chicken, magnify or boat, as these are his “trigger words.” You don’t want to see what happens.